Everyone's short now compared to the snake

I wouldn't want to be one of the people in the picture

It's not venomous but it might choke me... yikes :/

You don't need eclipse viewers

At least it's not the 13th

Me neither

Also great white cousin, both of them mighty sharks

We don't know exactly, but you're probably right.

The only movie I've seen that includes sharks as an actual character is Jaws.