Summer said " Steve there is a racoon on my couch..... and it's holding a gun!" Steve"Let me see it ". Summer" It has eaten my phone" Steve " Then how did you send this message?" Summer" I am texting from it's belly". ???
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You’ve been transported back in time to an age of formidable fortresses, epic sieges, and deadly diseases! How will you survive? This guide gives you all the know-how you need to survive ruthless rulers who issue grueling punishments for breaking their (sometimes silly) laws, totally gross living conditions, and even has tips on what to do if you find yourself in a jousting tournament. Now, go master the mayhem of the Middle Ages!
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Hehe!
If I could get at least 20 followers I would post jokes and riddles everyday. Think 'bout it
If you were given $1,000,000 as a christmas gift what would you use it for? Be honest
I would get a keytar!
I would help the poor.
I'd donate it and get a phone!
That’s probably what I would do too. But I would also help my parents cure my dad’s cancer. That’s what I would do with it.
I am so sorry, that your dad has cancer. Wishing the best for him!
Questions to ask you Do you believe in Santa? Why? Do you like Christmas more than Halloween? Give your reason Have you done something nice to get on Santa's nice list ? Does any one around you doubt Santa? Answer the auestions
1) Err, kinda? 2) Yes 3) Yes? 4) No, I think
1. Yes, I just do! 2. Christmas 3. I have helped my friends, been kind, and helped around the house. 4. No
1. No, I actually don’t, but it’s okay if you believe in him if you want. 2. Christmas 3. Yes, my parents never taught me that he was real.
What is a Xmas tree favourite candy?
Candy canes!