Awesome! I wish I could prank my dad like that. :/

I'm never going to lose another Rock Paper Scissors game again! Later all the kids in my class are going to have a Rock Paper Scissors tournament. We all are reading this article and the person who pays the most attention to this article will win so I'm going to read it a million times.

These birds are awesome! You guys may think they're mean but in my opinion AWESOME!!