SPOILER ALERT!!! This is a truly phenomenal story of a boy and his dog. Just kidding! Don't worry guys! I didn't miraculously mature overnight. It's actually a novel about a computer geek from Philadelphia who doesn't fit in mainly because he try's to fit in. So the kid creates a video game of aliens and whatnot. So the aliens are like "Surrender or die Earthlings!" And everyone at the kids school are like "NOPE!" and start playing the game and the game blows up. So the kid embarks on a quest for revenge against his tormentors but he fails and learns the true meaning of friendship and blah blah blah but seriously its a great book. I should know. I've only read it, oh, five billion times! #thisbookisnotboring