National Geographic Kids Book Club

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Where did the sheep get his hair cut? At the baabaa shop.

This gut-busting book is packed with all kinds of jokes—the wackier and cornier the better! Zany animal illustrations bring the jokes to life, with fun drawings of roaring dinos and quirky critters. It’s as silly as the name suggests and is the perfect size for throwing in a backpack—guaranteeing tons of giggles, anytime and anywhere!

 

New Books (12 books)

Weird but True! Know-It-All: Weather & Natural Disasters
Just Jokes: 591½ Rib-Tickling Riddles, Knee-Slapping Knock-Knocks, and Tricky Tongue Twisters for Kids! (Just Joking)
The Ultimate Book of Whales: Up-Close Encounters With Earth's Mightiest Mammals (National Geographic Kids Ultimate Books)
Greeking Out Tales from the Underworld: Ghostly Myths from Around the Globe
National Geographic Kids Almanac 2026
It's a Numbers Game! Hockey: The Math Behind the Perfect Slap Shot, the Split-Second Save, and So Much More!
National Geographic Kids Why? Dinosaurs: 99+ Awesome Answers for Curious Kids (Ngk Why?)
Weird but True! Space
I Know Dino!: Amazing Breakthroughs, Mega Mistakes, and Unsolved Mysteries in Dinosaur Science
Weirdest Animals on the Planet
Our Country's Presidents, 2024 Edition: A Complete Encyclopedia of the U.s. Presidency
Beyond Infinity: Exploring the Secrets of the Universe With the James Webb Space Telescope

More Fun Books (12 books)

Greeking Out: Epic Retellings of Classic Greek Myths
Greeking Out Heroes and Olympians
National Geographic Kids Just Joking: 300 Hilarious Jokes, Tricky Tongue Twisters, and Ridiculous Riddles
National Geographic Kids Why?: Over 1,111 Answers to Everything
Weird But True! Disney: 300 Wonderful Facts to Celebrate the Magic of Disney
Yes! No? Maybe So...: Amazing Answers to More Than 250 Mind-Blowing Questions
Explorer Academy: The Nebula Secret (Book 1) (Explorer Academy, 1)
That's Fact-tastic!: Mind-blowing, Eye-popping, Jaw-dropping Stuff About Our World (Bet You Didn't Know)
Not-So-Common Cents: Super Duper Important Facts About Money You Can't Afford to Miss
5,000 Awesome Facts (About Everything!): Updated and Expanded!
Weird but True! Star Wars: 300 Epic Facts from a Galaxy Far, Far Away....
Ultimate Bugopedia, 2nd Edition: The Most Complete Bug Reference Ever

Comments (10994)

Can I get the story behind everyone's username? I love dogs (every other idea I had was taken, dang) and Christmas, so I combined those, and "doggiechristmas" sounded the best.

Sophie is my name, and the numbers at the front(852128)are just some random numbers I picked! I kind of want to change my username now, though!

Oh, good one! Mine is my middle name, and I am a Ravenclaw in Harry Potter. I was about to choose the word intelligent but it was too long. Wise was the best synonym for intelligent. If you're wondering what my old username is, it was arianne_wonder! (some old users might know) Thanks for asking!

Wow! I think I'm the only Hufflepuff here....... But if I wasn't I would be a Ravenclaw, then Gryffindor, and I'd never be Slytherin. My pleasure!!

Well I like Ninjas and I am the oldest child, that makes NinjaNumber1. The 649 is numbers my game gave me after I used this name, you know they put the numbers on usernames so that people don't get confused.

I'm also the oldest. It's definitely a pain in the butt, but it just wouldn't be the same without them!

Me too! I also like playing the electric guitar!

The story behind my username is I love soccer and I am a girl and then put the year I was born and made soccergirl2016

Ohh, that's a good question! I've always wanted to become a doctor, so my dad would often push me telling me to shoot high instead of low–– just instead of shoot beyond I chose "dream" because it sounds better; and I wanted something inspirational. In the end it was a win win. Not sure if some of you (most likely older users) remember, my old user used to be "annafantastic"–– but that was a long time ago.

OMG that was you?? Yes I remember lol, I knew you were someone I used to chat with on here like 4-5 yrs ago, but I couldn't remember who, guess that's why :-P

Hahaha, yeahh, I also remember you too from a while back, so I was pleasantly surprised when I saw you were active (hope it stays that way)!

Yayy, thank u ;) it's been so long, I wasn't too sure if u would or not hahha

Let's just say you were memorable (in a good way obviously), and it helps that your pfp stands out :)

I love this converstation, it's so sweet!! (Sorry for interrupting)

ofc!! So, I made mine about 5 years ago so my mind is a lot different now but I love fashion (clothing, shoes, jewelry, etc) and technology, so I thought it was a nice combo.

I checked my activity, I'm almost at 10,000... That's a lot, but because I lost my first account, because I got locked out, I technically have more... I wonder how much.

Impressive! 😄😄

Wow, that's a lot! Love that you're so active!

Hi guys! I am aiming for 10 followers and if you follow me I will totally follow you and I will keep my promise!

Literally all of them! Mostly Hallmarks but I also love all the remade live-action Disney princess movies 😊

Yess, the live actions are soo good! I really like mulan and cinderella!

Have you guys watched Beauty and the Beast( live action ) yet? It's pretty good!

YES! The live action Cinderella is one of my favorite movies, it's just so sweet and romantic! 😭 I just found out a couple of days ago that there is going to be a live action Snow White 🎉

I now i'm so ready to go watch it spring break it came out today March 21

Oh, I love Lord Of The Rings!!

Lord Of The Rings extended edition, Kung Fu panda, How to Train Your Dragon, The Matrix, Sonic, Endgame, the list goes on and on so that's all I'll put.

I like Marvel movies! Maybe because I like fantasy books, and while Marvel is different, it's similar in a few ways.

I really like Marvel movies like Iron Man, Black Panther, and Black Widow. I also really enjoyed Avatar (the one with blue creatures). Whatta bout you??

I like the Doctor Strange ones and the Captain America ones!

Wall-E, Shrek are classics from childhood; I don't watch movies too often tho :)

I struggle really badly to stay still for more than fifteen minutes, so I usually watch episodes. So I can relate.

You might think I'm crazy for this. But as far as I can remember I have never seen Shrek.

I've never watched it, I know what it's about, but I haven't actually WATCHED it.

I like science fiction(like ID4 or Eternals) , and animal themed films(like PETS! )

I like Big, the princess bride, are you there god its me Margaret?, six triple eight, and much more!😁 What do you guys like for sports? I love tennis🎾

I actually just (re)watched The Princess Bride for a movie night with my bestfriends (I have three). I like volleyball, track and field, and now that I understand football, I'll watch it. I went to the highschool Homecoming game.

I've read "Are You There God? It's Me Margaret" before–– not bad at all. I really enjoy field hockey (pretty self explanatory; hockey on a field)

I enjoy basketball... But my favorite sport is Airsoft.

Def every single 2000's movies. Blended, Mean girls, 27 dresses, everything lol.

Quiz time!! 1. Are you a romantic (someone who is obsessed with romance and love) or a realist (someone I guess the opposite of a romantic) 2. Is there a song you have heard recently that you are obsessed with? 3. What is your favorite store? 4. What is your favorite drink? 5. Who are some role models in your life? 6. If you could have a theme song for your life, what would it be? 7. Imagine you’re having a bad day. What do you do that helps you get through it?....MY ANSWERS: 1. Helpless romantic for SURE 2. “Give Me Away” by Ruth Roth and “Speechless” by Dan + Shay 3. Target!! 4. Boba tea 🧋 5. Allie Schnacky and Madison Prewett Troutt 6. Firm Foundations (He Won’t) by Cody Carnes 7. Pray, text my best friend, and then probably listen to music….Hope you enjoyed this quiz, I’m looking forward to seeing your answers!!

1. Haha, I kinda like a teeny bit romance in novels I read 2. 稻香(Taiwanese song) 3. I'd say Kroger 4. Taiwan's famous pearl milk tea(our ancestors invented it) 5.my older sis and some of my classmates that are really good at math 6. Smoke On The Water by Deep Purple 7. listen to some music, doodle, chat with some friends, playing with our pet, planting......there's quite a lot! This quiz is so fun! Thanks for sharing it :)

I absolutely love pearl milk tea and I think it's sweet that your sister is one of your role models! Thanks for replying!

I am taiwanese! And I really like bubble tea!

Omigosh, you're taiwanese?? That's crazy, my mom's from Taiwan! I don't usually meet people from there; it's a small world after all... We plan on travelling there in summer, and I am super excited–– mostly for the food and getting to see extended family!

Taiwan might be a small island, but there are plenty of fun things to do there! And yeah, the food here is really good~

1. Mhh, I think I'm more neutral, leaning towards romantic 2. "Die With A Smile" by Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga! 3. I honestly don't really have a favorite but I like going to the mall because everything is in walking distance 4. Tbh it's water, I know, I'm a plain jane, but hear me out, it's refreshing, thirst quenching, and hydrating! Also, am I the only one who occasionally thinks water is sometimes sweet? 5. My grandma and my parents!! 6. Oof, that's a toughie! Probably my spotify playlist... does that count? 7. Worship music and depending on the situation my parents Thanks for the quiz! Loved it!

I had "Die With a Smile" stuck in my head a couple of weeks ago! You make a pretty good case for water too, I have to say! 😂 Thanks for replying!

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