Summer said " Steve there is a racoon on my couch..... and it's holding a gun!" Steve"Let me see it ". Summer" It has eaten my phone" Steve " Then how did you send this message?" Summer" I am texting from it's belly". ???
National Geographic Kids Book Club
From the team that brought you the hit podcast comes a deluxe boxed set of the first three Greeking Out books. They have colorful illustrated stories of heroes, monsters, and gods from Greece and around the globe, real facts about ancient life, and cheeky commentary from the all-knowing Oracle of Wi-Fi. These books are laugh-out-loud fun, and you might even learn something!
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Hehe!
If I could get at least 20 followers I would post jokes and riddles everyday. Think 'bout it
If you were given $1,000,000 as a christmas gift what would you use it for? Be honest
I would get a keytar!
I would help the poor.
I'd donate it and get a phone!
That’s probably what I would do too. But I would also help my parents cure my dad’s cancer. That’s what I would do with it.
I am so sorry, that your dad has cancer. Wishing the best for him!
Questions to ask you Do you believe in Santa? Why? Do you like Christmas more than Halloween? Give your reason Have you done something nice to get on Santa's nice list ? Does any one around you doubt Santa? Answer the auestions
1) Err, kinda? 2) Yes 3) Yes? 4) No, I think
1. Yes, I just do! 2. Christmas 3. I have helped my friends, been kind, and helped around the house. 4. No
1. No, I actually don’t, but it’s okay if you believe in him if you want. 2. Christmas 3. Yes, my parents never taught me that he was real.
What is a Xmas tree favourite candy?
Candy canes!























