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Where did the sheep get his hair cut? At the baabaa shop.

This gut-busting book is packed with all kinds of jokes—the wackier and cornier the better! Zany animal illustrations bring the jokes to life, with fun drawings of roaring dinos and quirky critters. It’s as silly as the name suggests and is the perfect size for throwing in a backpack—guaranteeing tons of giggles, anytime and anywhere!

 

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Comments (10996)

Here's a would you rather quiz! 1. Play Airsoft or Paintball, 2. Read a book or play a card game, 3.Watch a movie or play a video game. My answers, 1. Airsoft. 2. Read a book. 3.Play a video game( most likely Fortnite or Call Of Duty). Hope you like it!

1. I don't know, 2. Read a book (although I love cards too), 3. A movie Thank you, this was fun!

1. Never played any of them(I don't think I've even seen them before!!! )😅2. I love both of 'em! 3. watch a movie Thanks for the quiz :)

1. Never played either, but airsoft 2. Honestly, because of a family game, I can't choose :( 3. So that's kind of hard, I even on a night when I didn't sleep well (like last night), I am the type of person who can't sit well for that long. Right now I would say a video game, but probably later tonight it's going to switch... This is why it's hard for me to take personality quizzes.... Though back to the first one, if it doesn't hurt, totally airsoft. I probably changed it to airsoft before posting.🤣

I have played both and Airsoft is better.(Though I don't personally know which is more painful because I didn't get hit when I played paintball, but I am pretty sure that airsoft is less painful.👍)

Oh, okay. I have a pretty high pain tolerance anyways, since I've had stitches twice, lol. If it is less painful, 100% airsoft. (On my face, I assume it'd be easier to manage because it's not on your body.)

I mean the stitches, I don't want to get hit the face. Ouch.

Oh yeah, you have to wear a eye and face gear so you wouldn't really have to worry about getting hit in the face. And I know how stitches feel... I had to get some before, but it was on a nerve so even with all the pain meds they gave me it still hurt a lot.

Yeah, okay, then totally airsoft, also, yeah, it still hurts! And the headache after it..... OUCH

Hi! 1. Paintball 2. Depends on my mood but I'd say play a card game 3. Watch a movie....Thanks for the quiz!!

1. Paintball 2. Read! 3. Honestly depends, but prob watch a movie. Thanks so much for the quiz!

1. Paintball 2. Play a card game 3. Movie!

Here's something for you guys that I recently read again. "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. For even the wise cannot see all ends." Gandalf the grey.

Hi can you follow me! I have a goalnof 15! If you do, I will follow back

hey everyone!! just a quick question, what are your favourite type of dogs? Mine is a poodle!

Corgis, Labs, Huskies, labradoodles, Weiner dog, old English sheepdogs, retrievers.... ALL

Mini goldendoodles (I'm biased because my dog is a mini goldendoodle) and corgis!

It's so hard to decide! Maybe poodles too!

This is possibly one of the toughest questions for me to answer! I absolutely love German shepherds, corgis, samoyeds, australian shepherds.... the list goes on and on! Poodles are cute too!

Hi everyone! Sorry for being so not active lately. Just a lot of school... What is your favorite song? Mine's is Blue and White Porcelainby Jay Chou and Bluestone Alley!

School is gone for 8 days because of spring break

Welcome back! Honestly I have so many but lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Raine's "It Is What It Is", "Big Dumb Heart", and "2%" (I highly recommend those, they are really fun and catchy!)

I will (actually, most people who say this have at least genre they don't like) listen to almost anything, but right now, I'd say Country Roads (Take Me Home).

Oh you like Jay Chou's songs too? I like Rice Field

Hii! Omg, I have not been active for so long either! I don't really have an absolute favorite song cuz it always changes, but recently I've kinda gotten into K-pop a bit, and I really like the boy-band Stray Kids :D (it's kinda funny: I used to really dislike any kind of K-pop, idk why) but yeah... I really like all their songs, especially Thunderous, Lalalala, and God's Menu haha (those are some of their popular ones) I do very much recommend ;)))

AHH STRAY KIDS!?!?! You really should meet my cousin who loooovvvss Stray Kids!

LOL, nice to know there's another Stay around ;D

Oh, I don't really listen to k-pop. I know the basic ones like Blackpink and BTS, but that's all.

Hi! Welcome back! Maybe Love Story by Taylor Swift!

Mine’s die with a smile by bruno mars!

My younger cousin loves it; it's super cute when she sings it

Awwww, I wish I had a younger cousin. I guess I do, but she's only four months younger than I.

I liked it at first -and I still do-, but all the platforms I am on, just played the heck out of it for me..

I am guilty of putting it on a story with my dog, though....!

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