Peter Pan

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 18:40:13 -0700

Me: Asleep in bed. Peter: Come with me to Neverland! Me: Wakes up Me: Are you a kidnapper or something? I mean, you' re standing on my bed holding a sword in your hand. Gosh, I don' t know how you got that Wendy girl to go with you, but I'm not going ANYWHERE. Peter: Oh c'mon! Don' t you want to meet the mermaids? Me: Ha! Nice try, kid, you know just as much as I do that those mermaids will "sweetly" drown me. Peter: I have treasure. Me: Now you're talk'in!